"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
06/26/2018 at 18:55 • Filed to: None
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"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
06/26/2018 at 18:55 • Filed to: None | 1
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Having kids is great. It’s good fun having a micro person hanging around the house. What
they don’t show you on TV is that kids are parasite magnets. It doesn’t matter if you live in a nice home with good hygiene and all that. Eventually the kids will pick up something.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:04 |
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You will get sick. No way around it. And it’ll be just as they start to recover so now you have a fully healthy and energetic child crawling all over you while you try to curl up and die in peace.
merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:11 |
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Kids are little germ factories, but they get better. With three boys, we don’t even try to quarantine the sickos anymore. It’s good for the immune system.
jkm7680
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:12 |
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Kids are also all innocent until they start fucking shit up.
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:17 |
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Thankfully as a school teacher I’m largely resistant to the little plague carriers, the Mrs. on the other hand isn’t so lucky.
Aremmes
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:20 |
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It comes with the job. Deal with it.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:20 |
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Worms...
D on’t come easy to me...
Now that I can say...
We have a constant supply of Combantrim tablets!
Worms don't come easy...
DipodomysDeserti
> jkm7680
06/26/2018 at 19:24 |
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“ Kids are also all innocent until they start fucking shit up.”
Ever seen a woman give birth?
Original sin.
Spaceball-Two
> jkm7680
06/26/2018 at 19:24 |
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No. No child is innocent. They’re just plotting. People think loud kids are the bad ones. Nope. It’s the silence that is scary. That’s when you know some shit is about to go down.
jimz
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:28 |
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> jkm7680
06/26/2018 at 19:32 |
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The list of shit my son has broken is extensive and expensive.
facw
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:44 |
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I know very little about parenting, so let me just say that that parasite fighter is pretty ugly. We obviously should have continued developing the 747 AAC:
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/529372.pdf
Chariotoflove
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 19:54 |
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Good hygiene can be a moving target. I don’t suspect ours will be fully reliable until the teen years are done.
ttyymmnn
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 20:18 |
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My kids only seem to pick up my cuss words.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 20:32 |
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1 afternoon with the neices, 3 days of puking
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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> facw
06/26/2018 at 20:33 |
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this is such 70s insanity !
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f86sabre
> facw
06/26/2018 at 20:56 |
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Why have fighters when you can make whole continents glow? Cruise missile carrier.
PatBateman
> jkm7680
06/26/2018 at 21:01 |
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So, they’re innocent before being conceived?
OPPOsaurus WRX
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 21:11 |
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kids are filthy animals. having more than on e just allows for sickness to rotate through the house. then they bring it to school and trade sicknesses with a classmate.
diplodicus forgot his password
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 21:12 |
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Im amazed I’ve never had worms.
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facw
> f86sabre
06/26/2018 at 21:30 |
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Feels so dated to just send them off one at a time though. Need a modern version with VLS cells so you can just ripple-fire the lot of them at once. Probably could be much lighter than the shipboard system since you can just vent the exhaust out the bottom instead of needing to safely redirect it back up between the cells.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> facw
06/26/2018 at 21:41 |
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I can understand launching aircraft from another aircraft, but recovery? That’s nuts!
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BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Aremmes
06/26/2018 at 21:42 |
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At least it wasn’t a poop- sp losion diaper.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> f86sabre
06/28/2018 at 09:39 |
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